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For you married women
03/19/2007 01:08:13 / in love
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted"Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no betterrevenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then sheis finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much doesit cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in someparts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew whatreal happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every wordyou say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinkingthey had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him,and for Patience for his moods.Because Lord,if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
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